| Ladies! Are you stuck for what to buy your husband | | | | it can be some time before they leave the bar ! You |
| or partner for Christmas? Do you want to keep him | | | | can allow, therefore, nearly a full day out for your |
| happy or even win him back! Here are a few ideas for | | | | husband or partner including the travelling time, which |
| you, from a mans point of view, that will keep him | | | | means that you will have plenty of time to wander |
| happy for ages and maybe even he will be so happy | | | | around the shops. |
| as to help with the housework as well! | | | | 5. Can't afford the golf club membership ? How about |
| So, here goes, here is my list in no particular order. | | | | a few golf lessons ? Most men spend more time telling |
| Some are expensive but some are not. | | | | their mates that next time they will play better and that |
| 1. A new flat screen TV. Men love watching a good | | | | they have discovered where they are going wrong. In |
| film and of course sport on TV. So, what better to | | | | practise though it is not possible to improve at golf |
| watch his favourite TV programmes on the latest | | | | without taking a few lessons. You can improve by |
| wide screen TV. The good thing about this Christmas | | | | playing more, but if a golf player can't figure out where |
| gift is that it is a double whammy, because as all | | | | they are going wrong the only way you can improve is |
| women know, men love new technology and gadgets. | | | | by having golf lessons. After only six lessons you can |
| Men will love unpacking the box and setting it up and | | | | become a better player. |
| they will spend ages deciding where the best place for | | | | 6. A case of wine I think this is a really good Christmas |
| the speakers is. After all that excitement it is then time | | | | present. Most men love a good beer but drinking wine |
| to watch the TV. Action films especially look much | | | | makes them more intelligent. Well...it makes them look |
| better on a big television and if you turn the volume up | | | | more intelligent ! 6 reds and 6 whites is what is needed. |
| it is like being at the cinema. Having this new "toy" will | | | | If he doesn't drink red wine then it is about time he did |
| stop him going to the pub with his mates and he will | | | | and its good for the heart meaning your beloved will |
| become more romantic towards you as a result. The | | | | live longer. |
| is the number one ideal gift. | | | | 7. Another great gadget at number 7 on my list. Are |
| 2. Already have a big flat screen TV ? The answer is | | | | you fed up with seeing all those old videos in a huge |
| then to buy a Blue-Ray DVD player. These high | | | | pile in your living room? Well, how about a VCR to PC |
| definition DVD players are brilliant. The improvement in | | | | machine ? This machine will convert all his old videos |
| quality over traditional DVD players is incredible. Films | | | | to DVD. It could be all your old wedding videos, holiday |
| come to life and the detail and clarity of the picture is | | | | videos or even the kids Disney classics. It is a simple to |
| infinite. Combine this DVD player with a cinema | | | | use device which converts everything to digital format |
| surround sound Hi-Fi speaker system and you will | | | | so that you can either store everything on a PC or |
| make his face light up with joy, and he will do the | | | | burn them onto a blank DVD. This will keep your man |
| same everytime he sees his wonderful "little cinema | | | | busy for hours ! |
| system" sitting in the corner of the room. | | | | 8. A Beer Machine This is every mans dream come |
| 3. A subscription to Sky Sports. As all women know, | | | | true - beer for less than 50 pence a pint. Simply pour in |
| most men love watching sport on TV. We can get | | | | the powder mix, add water and yeast and then wait |
| emotionally involved in any sport on TV regardless of | | | | for 7 to 10 days for it to ferment. This machine will |
| whether it is our team and even if we have never | | | | even fit in your fridge and it will keep him and his |
| seen the sport before. The reason for this is that all | | | | mates happy for ages. Makes perfect beer for help in |
| men secretly want to be sporting superstars, but | | | | watching sport on TV ! |
| because most men start drinking instead and also | | | | 9. T-shirts Men love t-shirts. It is because they are so |
| because they were discovering girls just at the age | | | | versatile. In summer men love wearing t-shirts and in |
| boys should be spending all the time training to be a | | | | winter men love wearing t-shirts too. Some very tough |
| sporting superstar, then most men failed to fulfill their | | | | men can wear t-shirts in winter without even a jacket |
| dream. However, the "sportman" inside every man still | | | | but most men wear a t-shirt in winter underneath a |
| lays dormant. So, if you can't play sport the next best | | | | thicker shirt. It is important that at least two buttons on |
| thing is to watch it on TV. Don't forget as well, that it | | | | the normal shirt are undone so that the t-shirt can be |
| has been in mens genes since the stone age that we | | | | seen underneath. This, most men believe makes then |
| are competitive. Back then, we had to run for our lives | | | | look more rugged and manly ! |
| from the dinosaurs whilst we were out finding food. | | | | 10. A Nano-Copter. This is the worlds smallest and |
| Since then we have always been good runners ! | | | | lightest radio-controlled helicopter. It can soar up to 10 |
| 4. Golf Club Memebership.. Are you looking for some | | | | metres and is great fun. Men love their toys and after |
| time to yourself ? Maybe you ladies want time to go | | | | gadgets something like this mini helicopter is brilliant and |
| shopping or take a visit to the beauty salon, but have | | | | it will keep them amused for hours. It can be used |
| always felt guilty that your husband is at home and | | | | inside or outside and it will amaze old men and boys |
| you can't justify spending the money. Well, what could | | | | alike. Any man would be proud to have this given to |
| be better than a golf club membership. Prices vary but | | | | him at Christmas. This type of present makes us men |
| on average I would say they cost about £600 a | | | | wish that we had been fighter pilots in the RAF and |
| year plus possibly a joining fee. Bear in mind that | | | | makes us think that because we can fly a toy radio |
| playing a round of golf takes about 4 hours plus the | | | | controlled helicopter then we must be able to fly a real |
| time in the bar afterwards. This time in the bar is spent | | | | one! |
| discussing every hole and where they went wrong, so | | | | |