| Please note; This is a fictional Story; i.e. - It's a Joke! | | | | knock-off model toys. |
| The Federal Trade Emission has filed a lawsuit against | | | | Santa Claus Corporation has filed a petition to the |
| Santa Claus Incorporated [NYSE Symbol CHRS] for | | | | fourth district court at the North Pole to vacate the |
| predatory and monopolistic trade practices. As it turns | | | | complaint, however the court is short staffed due to |
| out the 150-year old firm is well over 90% of the | | | | budget cuts, lack of juries since elves are working |
| market with its efficient operating system and way of | | | | full-time in the toy factories, and the recent polar bear |
| doing business. Even though no one is damaged by | | | | scare. The federal trade commission has sent out |
| getting free toys for Christmas or having all those toys | | | | 8000 press releases to all the major media hoping that |
| delivered in bundles, the FTE believes that it hurts other | | | | this big lawsuit will bolster their chances for getting |
| companies trying to break into the market. | | | | more funding from Congress for their new budget. |
| Companies such as NetScound Toy Company, which | | | | As you know most of the house and Senate is |
| is a new start-up producing Silicon Car Rally Toy Sets, | | | | controlled by Democrats, who actually often find |
| and AOI Corporation (Action Obama Incorporated) | | | | Christmas non-politically correct. It's hard to say if the |
| which makes political action figures for liberal, Socialist, | | | | FTE's suit holds any water, although they claim it does. |
| and Communist Parties and Political Action | | | | Meanwhile the FTE is pretty confident with their case, |
| Committees. | | | | "We've caught Santa "red-handed" bundling toys in a |
| So, Santa Corporation will no longer bundle their toy | | | | big sack as he descends those chimneys, we have |
| package deliveries and international trade analysts | | | | been trying to catch him on tape for years, now we |
| believe this could open the door open for Rhinese Toy | | | | have an infrared video, after we staked out some |
| Products with lead based paint, even though the | | | | poor Washington DC children's homes." |
| consumers have already chosen Santa Claus Corp, | | | | One inspector at the FTE stated; "This is a good case |
| over Red Dragon Container Shipping Services LLC | | | | we have here. |
| and their 10s of thousands of containers of Rhinese | | | | |