The Sports Column

It's been a good, bad and ugly kind of week for me.After dropping five straight, the Phillies finally won.
I hit the trifecta at Pimlico--that's good.The Bad:
My Little League kids went 0-3 with Coach Reavy inAfter dropping five straight, the Phillies finally won.
attendance--that's bad.Cubs catcher, Michael Barrett, punched AJ Pierzynski
And Wednesday night, upon hearing of the realityafter a collision at home plate. This is a bad thing only
demise of my "dawg," Elliot Yamin, I was both sad tobecause I think Barrett may have hurt his hand when
hear the news and disappointed in the realization that Idelivering the blow.
had just watched 12 straight episodes of AmericanNBC started airing episodes of the "National Heads-Up
Idol, spanning two months--that's...well, you get the point.Poker Championship." This might be a good thing had
Fortunately for me, however, the sports world is neverESPN not decided to air roughly 300 episodes of
without its good, bad and ugly moments also.World Series of Poker tournaments on a constant
Here are the high (and low)lights of the week that'sloop on ESPN channels 1thru 6. This would be cool if
passed.the World Poker Tour and Celebrity Poker Who Gives
The Good:a Crap weren't already force-feeding its addictive
Barry Bonds' 714th homerun ball--for Tyler Snyder, thefelt-and-clay-chip abundant allure down my
guy who caught it. Surely the eBay--er, Bay Area--throat. Instead, it's overkill. Not because I hate
faithful are proud of their slugger, and might even openwatching poker shows on TV, but because I watch all
up their checkbooks to make a bid for the historicof them. And I need my life back.
blast. But, to me, nothing tells the story more beautifullyThe Ugly:
than these four words uttered by Tyler, the soon-to-beJust one thing...
rich Athletics fan (thanks to Bonds), after the game: "IKobe's attire on "Inside the NBA" last Wednesday.
hate that guy."Because nothing says street cred like a powder-blue
The NBA playoffs. While the highlight of my basketballsweater vest.
season is admittedly the NBA draft, I can't help butThat will do it for this week's edition of The Sports
marvel at the fantastic series that have been playedColumn. If I can avoid the TiVo-limit hold 'em barrage
up to this point. It really has made me forget that thethis week, I'll try to keep an eye out for the top stories
NHL is on strike. (Editor's note: Kevin doesn't receivefor next time.
the OLN channel.)Until then, enjoy the news as it happens.