Ants! - 1,000,000,000,000,000 Invaders!

Imagine! One quadrillion tiny (and some not so tiny!)little more than a very small processing unit that
insects--foraging...rampaging...looking for virtuallyconverts plant juices (sap) into a sweet nectar-like
anything that might be eaten or, in some cases,solution that it stores in its bulging little body. Ants have
conquered. Striding purposely along in endless lines,learned that by stroking an aphid's abdomen, they are
ants wend their way across our yards, up the walls,rewarded with a droplet of "honey-dew" from tiny
through almost invisible cracks and crevices...pouringtube-like projections on its posterior.Remarkably, with
out of what seems an impossible nowhere...into ourthe arrival of the frosts of fall, ants will actually carry
kitchens and pantries.First come just a few. Scoutssome of their aphid-partners into their subterranean
who return to the nest with good news of dirty dishes,homes where they are kept alive over winter, later to
crumbs behind the stove, garbage cans filled tobe returned to the upper parts of plants the following
overflowing and cat munchies spilled down a floorspring.A number of larger insects, birds, small snakes
register. A force rivaling the invading hordes ofand mammals prey upon ants so they only rarely
Genghis Kahn immediately mobilizes andbecome a serious problem in the outdoors.
marches--bent on stocking their collective larderOccasionally, however, a nest turns up in the wrong
against the promise of another long winter.Ants! Itplace and must be dealt with. Resist the natural urge
seems that all quadrillion of them on Earth at any oneto become hysterical. Ants can very easily be
time routinely turn up in our gardens andencouraged to move to a different spot. Remember
kitchens...overnight...without warning. And are theythat they're where they are because conditions are
tough! In some cases, they can even be beneficial.favorable and food plentiful. If you make their living
Always a fascinating social structure. Second only toconditions unpleasant, more often than not they'll pack
cockroaches in tenacity, and rivaling the wily coyote inup their eggs and pupae and march off to find a new
cunning, ants have adapted quite nicely to the humanhome.Water--lots of it--is the answer. Just follow the
lifestyle and are the most social insect on ourtrail of workers to the nest opening and then pour in
planet.Yet, while they may be a nuisance in the home,plenty of water to which a little dishwashing liquid has
even these pestiferous rascals can often be beneficialbeen added. Should that fail, a brew of blenderized
in the garden. Most species--and there are probablytansy (a perennial herb with a pungent odor) in water
14,000 in all--are omnivorous...they eat virtually anythingshould do the trick. They can't stand the smell of the
organic. That includes practically any other insectstuff! Be watchful though. They may move in the
(except aphids--more about their relationship withwrong direction and end up in Junior's sand box, or
aphids later) including cutworms, grubs, fleas, bedbugs,worse: the basement. I prefer to avoid the use of toxic
and flies. They'll even attack and drag away moths,chemistry in the control or management of ants.Finally,
mosquitoes and black flies. Additionally, they recycleants can become most interesting pets, living upwards
decaying animal and vegetable material, and certainof six years for workers and as long as 12 years for
types aerate the soil with their deep networks ofthe queen. Many a youngster has spent long and
tunnels.Stories abound relating the horrors of peopleprofitable hours observing the social behavior of these
being attacked and all but devoured by swarms offascinating little creatures. Perhaps the simplest and
marauding ants. True, a few species can inflict a nastyleast expensive formicarium is a jar of soil placed in a
and painful sting (injecting a type of formaldehyde).shallow tray of water or covered with fine gauze.
Quite a few others will respond to threat upon theirStart with a queen (they're the larger ones with wings)
lives or security by clamping down on the nearestand she'll produce her own ladies-in-waiting and
patch of flesh with powerful, needle-sharp jaws. But,workers. Feed with small scraps of meat, fruit or sugar
while a serious threat outdoors, that type rarely findsand supply moisture by wetting a small sponge with
its way into the home and, if left alone in the garden,water. Just be careful not to overdo the food and
would quickly flee from an occasional encounter with awater...the little fellows can only eat and drink so much.It
160+ pound gardener wielding a hoe or trowel.Ants do,all sounds suspiciously Hitchcockian doesn't it!Fred
however, have a more "devilish" side. They will protectDavis is a Master Gardener, Master Composter,
and nurture certain types of aphids. An aphid is actuallylecturer, and long-time nurseryman.